Showing posts with label Russians. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Russians. Show all posts

Monday, May 16, 2011

Paul on Vodka

8 or ten boxes of designs I've invented. i ah, got jernals, after jernals of shit... I"m not as smart I used to be. and I have boxes of and diagrams and schematic and incredible inventions, which can make the world a better place. because I dont' know how to make money... I just decide to give to my closest friends. Since my closest friends mean most to me, I give to them rather then the masses because they treat me better than the masses. I want the world to be live and be free. Painless... It's cool the way you just type everything I say. Keep it. Your cool dude!

Your my best friend ever, man!

I'm from Kremdremulon.

Anyway...

And Earth is like 9, no wait, 7 times the size of our earth.

Um, only ten of our moons are named. The other seven are to be named... because there's not enough earthlings remaining here on Kremdremulon to name the others. And they have oceans, and estera, pearina, premah and of course the most infomous of them all is quesera. There's also zepora and plurbrema. I wish you could all see them. Oh, septemltera. Forgot about that, because our sun is so huge and the reflection of our moons is so immense and there is no darkness. All the moons are so habital. Our sun is called Kremula.

Anyway... I don't mean to be giving too much up. But, it's ok. I hope I didn't say too much.

Were you listening to me?

I will give you a science fiction novel of our, as you all have of likeness to us. Our moons are more inhabital than your planets in what you call your solar system. When we travel across the spiritial rwelm we trevel at 77.127 times the elapsed time you travel to your indiviual singular moon.

We come here with biology and things we call "paul", and we remeber things called commicion. We do not give our lives to others.




wait this is a new language.

I'm going to kick your ass. what are you trying to say? be honest. I waont judgde you.

so. anyway. can i look and i can still type. sure. no. and... no something


I icon asshole su8bdue ashole ok, that wah

s me lets keep going, I will create a new language special langual language

two times, that's bad ass, man
!!!!!!!! put this on a blog

here let me give you another exasmple. and so I can liscten to you at the same time while your talking to me there's this place called Kremdramulon. Gii


gilligan is the most precious and th monarch of paradixe valley... and I"m sitll listening to you while thingking about phiona dayton winning the dayton 500.

We should blog stuff like this, maybe call it dictation 500! Or, maybe Paul's Mind is Flucked up 500, wait.... your not typing that are you?

Paulaga loves Vodkica.com heh!

As I do, I love Vodka... You awesome Russians! Although I'm just a simple American.. Sometimes with Coca Cola, sometimes with IceTea, sometimes with OJ.... It really doesn't matter, my friend is only half stoned and he's dictating this for me! lol

bye...